Welcome to 2026, fellow Gregorians! We've missed you. Today we're deeply insulted by Youtube AI's vicious, unprovoked topic suggestions, and we're using them all. Join us for a thought-provoking experiment that definitely doesn't reveal how little the robots think of us.

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