You've tuned in, you've locked in, now synchronicity will abound! In a completely unforeseeable turn of events an evil old man with a rotten soul died. Join us as we somberly process our complex feelings on the matter.

Houston family! Duncan is in town TONIGHT, July 16! Come see him at the Houston Improv, click here to get your tickets now!

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Welcome back, sweet angels! We're nearly shrew-free and change bucketful, as requested! In the meantime, here's some more hot takes on Christianity (did you know they took the blood out of a guy and put it in a cup?).

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Ready your undergunt! We're about to explain why your grandmother was catastrophically, diabolically wrong!

Nashville family! Duncan is coming this week! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!

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How broad of a consensus binds your reality? Hop into Duncan's No-Clothes Time Machine (mandatory) and let's discuss!

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Tennessee family! Duncan is coming to Nashville! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!

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Snap out of your gloomy desperation! The world is beautiful. The mysterious sonic weapon we've deployed in Venezuela that makes people vomit to death is beautiful! Not that we know what it is.

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Sweet, beautiful children of light and DARPA hypnosis, is something funny going on? Is something off? Data vertigo? Cognitive overload? We discuss it!

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North Carolina family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Charlotte, June 4-6. Click here to get your tickets right now. Thank you, and we love you!!

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Sometimes the lord works in mysterious, catastrophic ways! Not this time though, no... we're almost certain of it.

San Diego family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA, May 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now! Don't sleep on this one, tickets are going fast!

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Welcome back, and gather in the stream of day! Strange times are upon us, so it's time to ask ourselves some questions about reality.

Philadelphia family! Duncan is coming to Helium Comedy Club, May 1-3. Click here to get your tickets now!

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