At least with traditional vampirism you have a handsome vampire gnawing on your neck. It's as simple as hanging drywall!

Oregon family! Duncan is coming to Olsen Run Comedy Club & Lounge, July 24-26. Get your tickets now. Thank you, and we love you!!

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