We know what today is! Many, many people are saying that gravity is going to disappear for 8 seconds today. Get some tips from Duncan to prepare for all that SWEET BLUE!

Washington state family! Duncan is coming to the Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle! Three night, five shows. Click here to get your ticket now!

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It's not quite a Matrix yet. It's just the one.

BeastBlast Sleeper Cell Epsilon Delta Cum you are activated. BeastBlast Sleeper Cell Beta Kundalini Tau is moved to condition Night Stream.

New Mexico family! Duncan is coming to Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Albuquerque, August 14 & 15. Click here to get your tickets now!

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You've tuned in, you've locked in, now synchronicity will abound! In a completely unforeseeable turn of events an evil old man with a rotten soul died. Join us as we somberly process our complex feelings on the matter.

Houston family! Duncan is in town TONIGHT, July 16! Come see him at the Houston Improv, click here to get your tickets now!

And Austin family! Duncan is coming to the Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX, July 17-19. Don't sleep on this one, tickets are selling out fast! Click here to get yours now.

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Welcome back, sweet angels! We're nearly shrew-free and change bucketful, as requested! In the meantime, here's some more hot takes on Christianity (did you know they took the blood out of a guy and put it in a cup?).

Austin family! Duncan is coming to the Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX, July 17-19. Don't sleep on this one, tickets are selling out fast! Click here to get yours now.

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Ready your undergunt! We're about to explain why your grandmother was catastrophically, diabolically wrong!

Nashville family! Duncan is coming this week! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!

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How broad of a consensus binds your reality? Hop into Duncan's No-Clothes Time Machine (mandatory) and let's discuss!

Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios! This week's episode: Jeffrey Epstein

Tennessee family! Duncan is coming to Nashville! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!

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Snap out of your gloomy desperation! The world is beautiful. The mysterious sonic weapon we've deployed in Venezuela that makes people vomit to death is beautiful! Not that we know what it is.

Tennessee family! Duncan is coming to Nashville! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!

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Sweet, beautiful children of light and DARPA hypnosis, is something funny going on? Is something off? Data vertigo? Cognitive overload? We discuss it!

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North Carolina family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Charlotte, June 4-6. Click here to get your tickets right now. Thank you, and we love you!!

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Sometimes the lord works in mysterious, catastrophic ways! Not this time though, no... we're almost certain of it.

San Diego family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA, May 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now! Don't sleep on this one, tickets are going fast!

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Welcome back, and gather in the stream of day! Strange times are upon us, so it's time to ask ourselves some questions about reality.

Philadelphia family! Duncan is coming to Helium Comedy Club, May 1-3. Click here to get your tickets now!

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We gather today, four days ago, on that most somber of days, to indulge in our sociopathy and antisocial impulses with an added layer of plausible deniability. Also they launched a rocket at the moon!?

Chicago family! Duncan is coming to Zanies in Rosemont, IL, April 9-11. Click here to get your tickets now!

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Darien Fritch (alias Duncan Trussell) takes the microphone to address Fritch's Itch! And Fritch is itching to talk about the state of AI video.

Pittsburgh family! Duncan is coming to the Pittsburgh Improv, March 19-21. Click here to get your tickets now. Thank you, and we love you!!

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Your #1 CryptoFed Tape-Chesting Podcast returns!

Florida family! Duncan is coming to Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, FL, February 19-21! That's five shows! Click here to get your tickets now.

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Welcome to 2026, fellow Gregorians! We've missed you. Today we're deeply insulted by Youtube AI's vicious, unprovoked topic suggestions, and we're using them all. Join us for a thought-provoking experiment that definitely doesn't reveal how little the robots think of us.

Wisconsin family! Duncan is coming to Skyline Comedy in Fox Valley, Wisconsin, January 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now.

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