Soul Greetings, fellow quantum beings! May your scrotes throb in anticipation and never in trepidation. It's time to deal with our lack of certifications in our expertises.

Greenville family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Greenville, SC, May 9 & 10! Click here to get your tickets now.

Katy-Cats! Our queen has returned from the stars, but she's under attack! Form up and get ready to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss with chapter president Duncan Trussell.

Seattle family! Duncan is coming to the Capitol Hill Comedy Club & Bar, April 24-26. Get your tickets now!

Can tariffs help YOU develop Alpha Primus-Simian Mindset? Our panel of esteemed financial experts weigh in!

Denver family! April 19 - Come see Duncan at the Portal Bicycle Day Late Night Takeover at Meow Wolf. Celebrate the first ever trip by joining Duncan's Simulator Upgrade Workshop! And come sober, for god's sake!

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We delve into Duncan's creepy box of tapes and study its mysterious hard drive. So far so good!

Come see Duncan, April 19 in Denver, CO at the Portal Bicycle Day Late Night Takeover at Meow Wolf. Celebrate the first ever trip by joining Duncan's Simulator Upgrade Workshop! Come sober, for god's sake!

Live from the DeVry Ashram, it's the Duncan Trussell Family Hour!

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It's the 15th Annual DTFH Iranian Mothership Drone Swarm! Merry Happy to all who celebrate!

We're taking next week off for the holiday everyone. See you in 2025!

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We burrow deep into the internet's most dangerous caves and caverns (of reddit) to bring you the latest drone swarm news!

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Prerecorded from the top of the Empire State building in a multimillion-dollar holographic projection booth, it's DTFH Live! But it's not all fun and games. Family! We must mobilize to defend Taytay!

Heads up! This is the second of TWO episodes this week. We're taking Thanksgiving  off for the holiday. See you the first week of December!

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Pros create with Procreate to procreate.

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg and Duncan Trussell.

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The Poisoner ("Mr." "Beast") has attempted to derail Operation BeastBlast with an unwelcome supplication, but a timely assist from Sir Bitch himself has only made us stronger!

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg and Duncan Trussell.

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F*$K IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE! I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE! F*$KING THING SUCKS!

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Thanks again for watching, we'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album. Take it away!

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