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Florida family! Duncan is coming to Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, FL, February 19-21! That's five shows! Click here to get your tickets now.

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Welcome to 2026, fellow Gregorians! We've missed you. Today we're deeply insulted by Youtube AI's vicious, unprovoked topic suggestions, and we're using them all. Join us for a thought-provoking experiment that definitely doesn't reveal how little the robots think of us.

Wisconsin family! Duncan is coming to Skyline Comedy in Fox Valley, Wisconsin, January 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now.

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We FINALLY get an update on Cavern of the Pig Emperor: Christmas:: The Santa Saga, sure to be the defining album of Duncan's career!

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TODAY IS THE DAY! THE DAY IS NOW! A THREE-EYED ATLAS BESTRIDES THE GLOBE ITSELF! We discuss the recent NASA press conference about a weird comet in space. Join us!

You can learn more about 3I/ATLAS, including a timeline of its discovery up to the present, on NASA's site.

The DTFH is going on break this week for Thanksgiving! Our next episode drops the first week of December. See you then!

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Turkey is a scam! Heed not God's sunk-cost fallacy! Man was not meant to eat avian flesh! No good can come of eating a dinosaur.

Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan has accepted the Dark Gift, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!!

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The DTFH in partnership with National Local Community Public Radio presents: Beef Gully (formerly Meat Canyon, potentially Coldcut Gorge) Episode 2.

Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan has offended the Heavens and will have to endure Lightning Tribulation soon, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!!

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Experience the catharsis of dark corners with your ol' pal Duncan and his passel of fine trufflin' hogs!

St. Louis family! Duncan is headed your way next! Come see him at Helium Comedy Club, November 6-8. As always click here to get your tickets right now. We love seeing you out on the road! Thank you!!

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People are correct to be suspicious of the synthetic meat of Meat Canyon, but the forest clowns are innocent!

Omaha family! Duncan is headed your way October 17 & 18. Come see him at the Funny Bone Comedy Club! Click here to get your tickets now.

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Live from the Riyadh Comedy Festival, from the plushest slave-crafted hotel room imaginable (technically bigger than Burr's), it's the DTFH!

Tacoma family! Duncan is coming to Washington! Come see him at the Tacoma Comedy Club (downtown) from October 9-11! Click here to get your tickets now.

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If you are upset because my podcast isn’t political enough or progressive enough for you here are some great alternatives: The Majority Report, Office Hours, Rev Left Radio, and of course Infowars with Alex Jones.

I'm in South Bend, IN this week! Come see me at the Four Winds Casino on September 26. Click here to get your tickets now!!

A bunch of weird old men are immolating the planet to try to become immortal! Again!

South Bend family! Duncan is coming your way next! Come see him at Four Winds Casino South Bend on September 26. Click here to get your tickets now! Thank you, and we love you!!

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Back from Australia, reduced to mush and returned from mass!

Hollywood family! Duncan is coming back for one night only! See him September 4 at the Hollywood Improv. Click here to get your tickets!

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AI Whalesong. The sound just before the meteor hits.

Perth family! Duncan is doing one last show in Australia, and it's for you! Come see him at The Astor Theatre in Mount Lawley on August 25! Click here to get your tickets (hurry, there aren't many left!)